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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Yee Haw!

You know, when you are driving a 4 wheel drive pick up on the first thawing day after a good sized snow... There is something that draws you to try and find every muddy little-used road in the county.
They say that "it ain't a 4x4 if it ain't had mud on the roof of the cab".
Well, my truck is now and official 4x4...lol The only recognizable part of my truck would be the tracks of the windshield wipers on the windshield...
I couldn't help but go 4 wheeling this afternoon...
Someone once asked me what the appeal of going 4 wheelin' or "muddin'" was... I was at a loss for words. I really couldn't describe how fun it is to be sliding sideways down a dirt road (or field!) flinging mud and water in all directions... I know, it's just the redneck in me coming out, I guess...
I had Gretchen Wilson blaring out of the CD player, too...

Redneck Woman


Well, I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No, I can't swig that sweet Champagne, I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynyrd, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me, but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
'cause I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey ya'll' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Victoria's Secret, well their stuff's real nice
But I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal-Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy, just as sexy as those models on TV
I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well, you might think I'm trashy, a little too hardcore
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
I'm a redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say, 'hey y'all' and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
On my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah
Hell yeah, hell yeah
Hell yeah
I said hell yeah!

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