Just when you think you've seen everything....

In the store where I work, we tape plastic spoons to the ink pens to keep people from taking them.

This morning, a woman (who started griping at the clerk as soon as she came into the store) bought one of our fresh cinnamon rolls, with thick cream cheese frosting on it... She brought the roll to the register, picked up the ink pen that everyone had been using to write checks for days... And used the spoon on the end to scrape the frosting off of her roll, leaving the pen-spoon full of frosting laying on the counter...
Ya just gotta wonder about people....